La virgen...
A wizard in real life
THIS IS WHY CLOWN MAGIC IS REAL MAGIC AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT AT THE WIZARD COLLEGES LIKE EVERY OTHER CLASS INCLUDING NECROMANCY @wizard-council-bureaucrat
WE ARE NOT LETTING THE CLOWNS INTO THE WIZARD COLLEGES. DO YOU WANT THEM CROSS-TRAINING IN NECROMANCY? AGAIN?
god forbid clowns do anything 🙄
sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway
Good thing I’m so smooth
talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
I have made a meme to explain how Millennials aren’t destroying industries, the industries are destroying us:
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Welcome to 2024. This is still getting notes. I affectionately acknowledge that the math is indeed wrong. For the 2 year anniversary, here is a better graph:
little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world
I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
